WARNING: Incredibly wrong parody of a parody. Don't say ye haven't been warned…
Disclaimer: Don't own the musical, don't own Potter, don't own Britney, and sadly, don't own all their money either!
A/N: OK, so I have no idea how this came about. Ok, so I do have an idea. An author of "Harry Potter the Musical" asked me to do a parody where Ron was a transvestite. Well here it is, much to my, errm, well, discomfort and amusement, if they can go hand in hand, that is. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this epic from the "highly praised, critically acclaimed," "Harry Potter the Musical!"
This one is for all those magical transvestites out there. Sung to Britney Spears' "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman;" wait, make that "I'm Not a Witch, Not Quite a Wizard."
I used to sing; I had so much fun caroling. But now I can't, Because my voice is changed.
Feels like my throat is so tight. That's when I realize,
I'm not a witch, not quite a wizard. All I need is time, an operation's fine. While I'm in between, What sex am I?
There is doubt about what I am. It's time that I Figure out my gender now.
I've got just about everything. So I'll wait and just close my eyes.
I'm not a witch, not quite a wizard. All I need is time, an operation's fine. While I'm in between, What sex am I?
But if you look at me closely, You will see it all there. This "it" will find a way.
(I'm not a witch) I'm not a witch; don't tell me I'm some chick. (Not quite a wizard) I'm just trying to find the man in me. (All I need is time) Oh, all I need is time. (An operation's fine) A snip somewhere is fine. While I'm in between.
I'm not a witch, not quite a wizard, no, no. All I need is time, an operation's fine. While I'm in between, I'm not a witch, (well duh), Not quite a wizard…
A/N: Thanks to Annika (Glad you're back!) Lauren, Kasia, and Emily, who requested this song. As with Emily, I am always open to your requests!