This goes out to all those shippers out there, be it Hermione/Ron, McGonagall/Snape, or Harry/Flobberworm (I've seen all of these, by the way) "My Ship Will Go On," inspired by the Weirdest Pairing thread at the Perch, is originally sung by Celine Dion as "My Heart Will Go On. Here you go, shippers of all kinds!
Disclaimer: If only my bank account would go on and on and on, but alas, I'm not JKR or Celine, and these aren't my characters or songs.
*A couple steps forward, one with a crooked long nose, the other bushy brown hair. Another joins them, this one a winged eagle-horse hugging a sleek-haired blonde. They look at each other, puzzled, while a singer, revealed as the author, steps into the spotlight*
Every night at my desk, I type you, I send you. That is how I make you exist.
Far across the pages, And dialogue you speak, You have come to show you're in love.
Pure, Half; I don't give a crap. I believe that this ship is not wrong. Each time the ship that is mine Is right here, in my fiction, Where I know my ship will go on.
Spells can be cast one time, That make Snape say "Ron's mine," And be true till Half-Blood is done.
Truth was when it was true, That truly, Ron loved spew. And the house-elves were so turned on.
Pure, Half; I don't give a crap. I believe that this ship is not wrong. Each time the ship that is mine Is right here, in my fiction, Where I know my ship will go on.
There are some ships that are proven each day…
It's clear; the truth is so near, But I know that my ship will go on. She'll say, " I don't sway that way," But Luna loves Ginny, And my ship will go on and on.
A/N: Thanks to reviewers! (and K, L, and A) You make me smile more than is humanly possible! As always, I'm fully amenable to requests! Look forward to a Halloween treat coming soon!