Alas, Halloween has rolled around. And what kind of sorcery-advocate would I be without paying homage to Halloween's creepiest, sneakiest, slimiest creatures? Born from "Superfreak" by Rick James, I give you, "Creepy Freak."
He's a very green meanie, The kind that turns you into stone. He will take away your spirit, yeah, Once you look him in the eyes, ow!
It likes the souls in your throat. Prisoners are their all-time favorite! When it lifts back its shaggy hood, it is feast time. It sucks up more than leaves.
That thing is pretty dark now; It's a Basilisk! The kind of snake you hear about, Whose stare is quite a risk! That thing is pretty sneaky;
It's a Dementor! It really loves to kiss you,
That's what those lips are for!
What a fright! What a fright! That thing gives me a fright, yeah. They're just Creepy Freaks! Creepy Freaks! They're super creepy!
*Everybody scream*
Creepy Freak! Creepy Freak!
He's a very hairy spider, (got the things you need to know). From his fangs down to his feelers, (down to his spinner). And he'll send you off to feed his little children, In an Anglia (Going back to Hogwarts grounds).
Three's a perfect number of hands, To snap off in its pointy jaws. In the lake it's got weeds, scum, and bony fingers, What a creepy thing.
That thing is pretty dark now; It's him, Aragog! The kind of spider you meet, Searching in the fog. That thing is pretty nasty; It's a Grindylow! It really loves to bite you, Which Remus Lupin knows.
What a fright! What a fright! That thing gives me a fright, yeah. They're just Creepy Freaks! Creepy Freaks! They're super creepy!
Hear banshees shriek! Eeeeeeeeeek! Creepy Freak, Creepy Freak! That hag's a Creepy Freak! Eeeeeeeeeek!
They are very nasty creatures, The kind that strangle, suck or smother. They will take away your spirits now, Once you see them and flee, ow!
So scary!
A/N: BOO! Did I scare you? Ok, so maybe not, but hopefully this did make you laugh. Nothing better to chase away the jitters than laughter, right? As always, thank you to reviewers, betas, and pals (most falling under all three categories, =). Happy Halloween!